All-Star Game

Stacey Dee:  I like their basketball suits.

The Incredible Hulk vs. Hulk Hogan

Nick and I were talking about the fact that I'm a lot like The Incredible Hulk when I get mad.  I looked at him confused and said, "Are you talking about the yellow one?"

Here's Your Sign

Instead of saying "Here's your sign," I said "There's your car."  Not even close!

Duane "Dog" Chapman

Dog talking to a fugitive:  "Don't get jazzy with me!"