Robots

Stacey Dee:  What's that sound?

Nick:  What sound?

Stacey Dee:  I thought I heard robots.

Duck Wearing a Top Hat

Regarding one of Nick's farts: "That sounded like a duck wearing a top hat."

Babies and Bad Grammar

I was on a roll last night...

We were flipping through the guide trying to find something to watch, and I noticed a show called "Babies Behind Bars."  Sadly, the premise behind the show was NOT what I was hoping it would be.

Next up...

I was looking at a website that said, "We are updating this to include are new menu!"  As I was showing Nick, I said, "Why don't people get preafrooders?!"

Baby Trashes Bar

This had us belly laughing for days...