Stinky Feet

Stacey Dee:  Your feet stink.  Aren't those new shoes?

Nick:  It's not my shoes that stink, it's my feet.  It's like blaming your pants for having a stinky butthole.

Schweddy Balls

I saw this the other day on Pinterest, and it made me think of how Nick and I met.  Back in the day, we used to go to this boxing class.  And, as some of you know, the Stephens fam are super sweaters, so by the end of class, I looked like a wet dog.  Not cute.  Somehow I still managed to catch Nick's eye, and I knew he was a keeper when he was able to see past the sweat and runny mascara.  Even to this day he thinks I'm beautiful when I feel like I look my absolute worst.  Seriously so thankful for that dude and the love that he pours on me every day.