Mean Attorney

I just had Nick listen to the way an attorney spoke to me, and he said, "Good thing it wasn't Bring-Your-Husband-to-Work Day."  Tee hee.  I love that he has my back!  Maybe I should post a picture of him on my laptop doing the classic Sandoval Glare.

Fart

Nick:  Is this your water or mine?

Stacey:  Mine.  (Faaaart)  That's yours, though.

Sam-wich Day!

As some of you may know, one of my favorite comfort foods is a sub.  Well, I haven't been feeling well today, so Nick suggested we have subs for dinner.  As he was leaving to pick them up, he asked me if I wanted a 6-inch or a 12-inch.  I said, "You might as well get a 12.  It's always nice to have an extra sub laying around."

Then as we were eating our delicious veggie subs, a bunch of goodies fell out of Nick's sub and onto the floor.  He said, "That's a lot of sandwich guts."  Hahaha!  Just what this sick girl needed.