All-Star Game

Stacey Dee:  I like their basketball suits.

The Incredible Hulk vs. Hulk Hogan

Nick and I were talking about the fact that I'm a lot like The Incredible Hulk when I get mad.  I looked at him confused and said, "Are you talking about the yellow one?"

Here's Your Sign

Instead of saying "Here's your sign," I said "There's your car."  Not even close!

Duane "Dog" Chapman

Dog talking to a fugitive:  "Don't get jazzy with me!"

Silas' Heart

My sister, Lindsay, told me the other day that she was rocking Silas and was telling him that Jesus lives in his heart and that He is always with him even when no one else is around.  And Silas said, "Hmm...Mama!  Dee Dee heart, Silas heart!"  Oh, how I love that little man so much!

Family Guy

So last night we were watching Family Guy, and it was an episode where Peter Griffin was trying Red Bull for the first time.  Well, he was spazzing out and running around all over the place because he was drinking a ton of it.  I said, "Why isn't he losing any weight?"  Nick said, "Well, Red Bull has a lot of sugar in it and because he's a CARTOON!"

This also reminded me of a time we were watching a different episode of Family Guy and they were eating bacon and eggs, and I said, "Mmmm!  That looks so good!"

Crystal Ballroom vs. Wonder Ballroom

Last Saturday night, we headed out to the Ingrid Michaelson concert which I was certain was at the Crystal Ballroom.  (If you aren't familiar with her music, she's an acoustic indie artist.)  So we are standing in line waiting to enter the building and notice that we are the only ones not wearing a Halloween costume.  I said to Nick, "Who dresses up to go to an Ingrid Michaelson concert?  That's so lame."  After about ten minutes of standing in line and getting the ol' stare down from other people, Nick says, "Are you sure the concert is here?"  I bust out the tickets with confidence thinking I am going to prove him wrong, and sure enough, the concert was at the Wonder Ballroom.  We looked up at the marquee and saw we were actually at the EROTIC BALL!