Stinky Feet

Stacey Dee:  Your feet stink.  Aren't those new shoes?

Nick:  It's not my shoes that stink, it's my feet.  It's like blaming your pants for having a stinky butthole.

Schweddy Balls

I saw this the other day on Pinterest, and it made me think of how Nick and I met.  Back in the day, we used to go to this boxing class.  And, as some of you know, the Stephens fam are super sweaters, so by the end of class, I looked like a wet dog.  Not cute.  Somehow I still managed to catch Nick's eye, and I knew he was a keeper when he was able to see past the sweat and runny mascara.  Even to this day he thinks I'm beautiful when I feel like I look my absolute worst.  Seriously so thankful for that dude and the love that he pours on me every day.

Robots

Stacey Dee:  What's that sound?

Nick:  What sound?

Stacey Dee:  I thought I heard robots.

Duck Wearing a Top Hat

Regarding one of Nick's farts: "That sounded like a duck wearing a top hat."

Babies and Bad Grammar

I was on a roll last night...

We were flipping through the guide trying to find something to watch, and I noticed a show called "Babies Behind Bars."  Sadly, the premise behind the show was NOT what I was hoping it would be.

Next up...

I was looking at a website that said, "We are updating this to include are new menu!"  As I was showing Nick, I said, "Why don't people get preafrooders?!"

Baby Trashes Bar

This had us belly laughing for days...

Mickey Mouse Hands

Stacey Dee:  It feels like you're scratching my back with Mickey Mouse hands.